This was written last year for DeadlyEverAfter.com and, as I hadn't posted on the blog for a while, I thought I'd share it here.
Merry Christmas!
The 12 Days of Christmas - Psychopath Remix
On the first day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
A message through my Sony T.V.
On the second day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the third day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
A ten gauge sawn-off,
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Eleven men to shoot,
A ten gauge sawn-off,
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me,
Twelve final victims,
Eleven men to shoot,
A ten gauge sawn-off,
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V!